Superhero chaos

Captain Caper

An original poem with dramatic hero energy, overconfident posing, and one perfectly timed sneeze.

Poem stats

Hero poseLegendary
BalanceQuestionable
DramaMaximum

Stanza One

There once was a hero named Blaze,
Who practiced spectacular gazes.
He flung out his cape,
Struck one mighty shape,
Then sneezed and spun off in a haze.

Stanza Two

He landed ker-plunk by a chair,
With glittery dust in his hair.
“I meant that big flip!”
He said with a quip,
Then saluted the crowd from down there.